HALLELUJAH! ANGELINA TO STAY HOME WITH HER BABIES (FOR NOW).

New kid on the block, Pax Thien Jolie.

Angelina Jolie says now that little Pax Thien has joined her family and the Jolie-Pitt child count is up to four, she will take a break from movies be a stay at home mom for the time being. In an interview with the Ho Chi Minh City Law newspaper, as translated by the Associated Press, Jolie said, "I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life. I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother."

Jolie also commented on the media attention surrounding her most recent adoption:
"Photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I'm very worried about that. I would like to say I'm sorry for bringing this into Pax's life."

LARRY BIRKHEAD AND HIS VERY LOUD ATTORNEY PART WAYS.

Huh, didn't see this one coming! Larry Birkhead and Debra Opri, the attorney representing his paternity case in California, have parted ways. The news came today when Opri released the following statement:

"Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately. I wish Larry the very best of luck in his continuing efforts to prove that he is Dannielynn's biological father. My prayers will be with Larry and Dannielynn always."

Birkhead is in the Bahamas today at a custody hearing that will hopefully determine who is the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn. He is being represented by a Bahamian attorney. Obviously, there is more to the story about Opri and Birkhead terminating their relationship as she tells told the TV show Extra:

"I can't represent a client who has a middle man by the name of Howard K. Stern. I feel very comfortable in my decision, and I wish Larry the best. But I am worried about him."

"I just don't like the influence of this middle man, Howard K. Stern, and it was just too much to handle. I couldn't continue with the way things were going."

"I don't want anyone to think that I'm jumping ship. He's close enough. He's getting the DNA results today in the Bahamas. I didn't abandon Larry."

It just gets weirder and weirder, folks. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I actually think I'm going to miss her.
Source: FOX News

3.15.2007

SHAMELESSLY BAD IDEA OF THE DAY: NICOLE RICHIE AND PARIS HILTON TO BE 'FAT CAMP' COUNSELORS ON NEW SEASON OF 'THE SIMPLE LIFE'?

The 5th season of The Simple Life is currently in production and as you may have heard, Nicole Richie was rushed to the hospital a couple weeks ago after complaining of dizzyness and was treated for dehydration. She was given intravenous fluids for 15 minutes and then released. Nice to know she is keeping up with her healthy diet. Anyway, so far it's only been reported that Nicole and Paris Hilton will be camp counselors for the 5th season of their trainwreck show, but now, The National Enquirer revealed in this week's issue exactly what kind of camp the girls are working at. According to The Enquire r, Nicole and Paris will be counselors during "fat camp" week at Camp JCA Shalom in Malibu, CA. You heard me.

Considering she last checked in weighing somewhere in the range of 88 lbs, I'm sure this idea to have Richie counsel kids that need to lose a few pounds is a pathetic attempt at irony. Forget irony, it's more annoying that anything else. It's bad enough today's youth has to be subjected to these horrible, skank girls as role models on every cover of every magazine. Now, to make matters worse, the poor, fat kiddies who need to go to a camp to lose weight are going to be counseled by one girl who is a former drug addict and alleged anorexic and the other being an alleged cocaine user with the herpes? Gross. Saddest thing about it is that the way these girls have acted towards people on their show in the past, they will probably be laughing and making jokes about all of these children behind their backs at the end of the day.
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